What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:15
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What made you feel disgusted today?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What does 'Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys’ mean (Ezekiel 23:20)?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
What are some cool confidence hacks?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
Why do wives cheat with black guys?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…